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Top 10 Reasons . . .

to date (or marry) a Jeepchick (by Donna Gardner)
 
10. You won't have to share your Jeep with her.
9. Weather permitting, she prefers driving topless.
8. Since she is obviously not into creature comforts, she will be low maintenance.
7. She can probably perform her own Jeep maintenance, so you won't have to.
6. She won't bitch when you are out working on your Jeep.
5. She probably has her own tools.
4. She likes it rough and bumpy.
3. She can take your Jeep in for warranty work, and they won't ask her a
single question, even with that 4-inch lift and those 33-inch Super Swampers.
2. She will usually buy you Jeep parts for gifts, and expect the same in return.
 
And the Number One reason to date (or marry) a chick with a Jeep:
1. Plenty of spare parts waiting to be stripped from her Jeep when she's not looking!

Why Jeeps are better than Men

After a good ride in your Jeep, you can immediately go for another ride.
Middle-aged Jeeps don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
A Jeep doesn't leave cold wet spots.
If a Jeep screws up repeatedly, you can trade it in for a better model.
A Jeep gets turned on only when you want it to be turned on.
Even small Jeeps give satisfaction.
When driving, you and your Jeep can arrive at the same time.
Your Jeep never wants a night out with the other Jeeps.
Jeeps are easy to buy for.
A rocky relationship with your Jeep is actually fun.
Jeeps can go for hours on end.
Jeeps go as fast or as slow as you want.
Jeeps handle the valleys not just the mountains.
If your jeep's too small you can always make it bigger.
Jeeps like hills of all sizes.
Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you've ridden.
Jeeps don't mind if you do all the driving.
You never have to spend time with your Jeep's mother.
Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can share your Jeep with your friends.
Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you've ridden.
Jeeps don't care if you look at other Jeeps.
Jeeps don't fall asleep immediately after a hard ride.
Jeeps don't insult you if you're a bad driver.
A Jeep always looks good - even with the lights on.
There are lots of exciting new Jeeps to choose from every year.